Welcome to the most awkward dinner party you’ll ever attend, where every social interaction feels like a scene straight out of a Larry David comedy sketch. Grab a seat at the table, but beware – your etiquette might not hold up to his standards!

Larry David, the king of cringeworthy humor, brings his unique brand of comedy to the dining room in this satirical guide to hosting a dinner party that’s bound to rub your guests the wrong way. From seating arrangements that spark territorial disputes to menu choices that cater to the most finicky of eaters, every detail is meticulously planned to elicit maximum discomfort and hilarity.

As your guests arrive, prepare yourself for a barrage of complaints about the traffic, the weather, and the absurdity of being invited to such an event in the first place. Seize the opportunity to channel your inner Larry David and respond with the perfect mix of sarcasm and exasperation, setting the tone for an evening of comedic gold.

Entertainment options include a round of “Who Can Go the Longest Without Offending Someone” and a game of “Spot the Social Norm Violation,” guaranteed to keep the awkward silences at bay. Just be sure to have your “pretend to laugh politely” face ready for when Larry inevitably crosses the line with one of his trademark politically incorrect jokes.

In conclusion, if you’re looking to liven up your next dinner party with a healthy dose of humor and awkwardness, invite Larry David and embrace the chaos! Remember, with the right mix of guests and a touch of Curb Your Enthusiasm-inspired planning, you too can host a dinner party that leaves everyone questioning their social graces and laughing all night long.

Just remember, in the immortal words of the man himself to reference the party as, “pretty, pretty good.”